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Feria Scrutum (Trash Day)
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Title: Feria Scrutum (Trash Day)
Author: naughty
Rating: PG13
Genre: Gen / Humor
Summary: Hunting is not an exact science, is it? The boys make a VERY unexpected kill.  
Characters: Dean and Sam
Spoilers: none
Warnings: language
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean, Sam, Bobby or Castiel...not even the Impala...damn it. I only worship them from afar.
Feedback:
My only compensation for these humble literary efforts (other than the sheer joy of writing) are comments from you, dear reader. I live for them - they keep me going. I truly value your thoughts and opinion - tell me what you love, what you hate, even if just a word. I will be forever grateful. p.s. If I don't respond to your comment right away, please don't be offended - I'm probably up to my neck in Winchesters...uh, I mean, another story. I'll get back to you. ~ naughty

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Deep Dark Secrets of Dean Winchester PART 2
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Title: Deep Dark Secrets of Dean Winchester PART 2
Author: naughty
Rating: PG13
Genre: Gen / Humor / Angst
Summary: We all have our secrets. Dean probably has way more than most. We learn much about a man’s soul and the truth of him by what he keeps hidden.
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: language
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...not even the Impala...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

Notes: Dean Winchester is an amazingly rich, complex, multi-layered man. He is the epitome of an enigma. He is the ultimate heroic paradox. He is intriguing, mysterious. Very often, he is, at the same time, a tightly closed book and transparent as hell.

He is a man of very deep passions and deep thought, often misunderstood. Many people dismissively underestimate him. Some tend to stereotype him, to see only a simple man (what you see is what you get), which, in some respects, is true (since he usually projects exactly what he wants people to see) and as one-dimensional, which he most certainly is not. But, however they see him, it’s OK with him. He knows who and what he is. He doesn’t need to be understood by the world. Only the chosen few in his circle. If you’re one of the fortunate few, he’ll let you in. But sometimes you have to break the door down.

Dean Winchester works hard to keep his secrets, many of which he wishes to hell he never had in the first place to keep. Secrets that take their toll, some too heavy to bear alone, some meant to be shared, others never meant to see the light of day.

Feedback: Since Kripke, for some strange, damn reason, doesn’t see fit to keep me on his creative staff/payroll, the only compensation I delight in (other than the sheer joy of writing) for my humble literary efforts are comments from you, dear reader. I love hearing from you and truly value your opinion. Tell me what you love, what you hate. I am always open to constructive criticism and suggestions.


2007 Internet Quiz
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I SUCK at the Internet. * hangs head in abject shame *
I got a score of 44%.
Do they have remedial Internet?

Mingle2 Internet Quiz - How Much Do You Know About the Internet?

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Deep Dark Secrets of Dean Winchester
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Title: Deep Dark Secrets of Dean Winchester
Author: naughty
Rating: PG13
Genre: Gen / Humor / Angst
Summary: We all have our secrets. Dean probably has way more than most. We learn much about a man’s soul and the truth of him by what he keeps hidden.
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: language
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...not even the Impala...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

Notes: Dean Winchester is an amazingly rich, complex, multi-layered man. He is the epitome of an enigma. He is the ultimate heroic paradox. He is intriguing, mysterious. Very often, he is, at the same time, a tightly closed book and transparent as hell.

He is a man of very deep passions and deep thought, often misunderstood. Many people dismissively underestimate him. Some tend to stereotype him, to see only a simple man (what you see is what you get), which, in some respects, is true (since he usually projects exactly what he wants people to see) and as one-dimensional, which he most certainly is not. But, however they see him, it’s OK with him. He knows who and what he is. He doesn’t need to be understood by the world. Only the chosen few in his circle. If you’re one of the fortunate few, he’ll let you in. But sometimes you have to break the door down.

Dean Winchester works hard to keep his secrets, many of which he wishes to hell he never had in the first place to keep. Secrets that take their toll, some too heavy to bear alone, some meant to be shared, others never meant to see the light of day.

Feedback: Since Kripke, for some strange, damn reason, doesn’t see fit to keep me on his creative staff/payroll, the only compensation I delight in (other than the sheer joy of writing) for my humble literary efforts are comments from you, dear reader. I love hearing from you and truly value your opinion. Tell me what you love, what you hate. I am always open to constructive criticism and suggestions.


Twenty Seconds, or Fate Meets Dean Winchester
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Title: Twenty Seconds, or Fate Meets Dean Winchester
Author: naughty
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het / Humor / Angst
Summary: Dean figured he could be out of the Impala and inside of her in twenty seconds. But it wasn’t that simple. Nothing ever was. He didn’t know it, but it was twenty seconds that would change everything. Forever. Fate always seemed to like to mess with the best laid plans.
Characters: Dean / OFC
Spoilers: All Hell Breaks Loose 2
Warnings: rough!language, graphic!sex
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...not even the Impala...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

Notes:
This started out as a short, hot PWP, I promise you, featuring our favorite guy, Dean Winchester. But somewhere along the way, I was hijacked by my freakin Muses. Bitches.

They turned it into Real Plot WITH Porn AND Humor AND Angst. It kept evolving as it gained momentum. It seemed to have a mind of its own.

Apparently, Dean Winchester took offense to the simple Porn Only I had planned and filed a formal complaint with my Muses. Jeez, Dean, next time, just give me a call, OK? No need to involve the Bit...uh, the Muses.

Feedback: I’m considering possibly continuing this tale as a series. I think Dean just may have a whole bitchin' story he needs to tell, considering the situation he's in, what he's facing and what's at stake. Any thoughts? Impressions? Suggestions? Any comments would be extremely helpful and very greatly appreciated.

p.s. I’ve come to learn that writing is like riding the famous roller coasters...the Cyclone, The Beast or Goliath. You better fucking hold on for dear life, cause you don’t know what’s around the next corner or when the bottom might fall out of your best laid plans. Just make damn sure you bring a cast iron stomach, a huge sense of adventure and buckle yourself in. You’re going for a ride. Sometimes blindfolded. * oh, YAY...laughs weakly * But always thrilling. The Muses see to that.


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Twenty Seconds, or Fate Meets Dean Winchester, PART 2
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Title: Twenty Seconds, or Fate Meets Dean Winchester, PART 2
Author: naughty
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het / Humor / Angst
Summary: Dean figured he could be out of the Impala and inside of her in twenty seconds. But it wasn’t that simple. Nothing ever was. He didn’t know it, but it was twenty seconds that would change everything. Forever. Fate always seemed to like to mess with the best laid plans.
Characters: Dean / OFC
Spoilers: All Hell Breaks Loose 2
Warnings: rough!language, graphic!sex
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...not even the Impala...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

Notes: This started out as a short, hot PWP, I promise you, featuring our favorite guy, Dean Winchester. But somewhere along the way, I was hijacked by my freakin Muses. Bitches.

They turned it into Real Plot WITH Porn AND Humor AND Angst. It kept evolving as it gained momentum. It seemed to have a mind of its own.

Apparently, Dean Winchester took offense to the simple Porn Only I had planned and filed a formal complaint with my Muses. Jeez, Dean, next time, just give me a call, OK? No need to involve the Bit...uh, the Muses.

Feedback: I’m considering possibly continuing this tale as a series. I think Dean just may have a whole bitchin' story he needs to tell, considering the situation he's in, what he's facing and what's at stake. Any thoughts? Impressions? Suggestions? Any comments would be extremely helpful and very greatly appreciated.

p.s. I’ve come to learn that writing is like riding the famous roller coasters...the Cyclone, The Beast or Goliath. You better fucking hold on for dear life, cause you don’t know what’s around the next corner or when the bottom might fall out of your best laid plans. Just make damn sure you bring a cast iron stomach, a huge sense of adventure and buckle yourself in. You’re going for a ride. Sometimes blindfolded. * oh, YAY...laughs weakly * But always thrilling. The Muses see to that.



Eight Winchester Haiku
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Title: There’s Naked, Then There’s Naked
Author: naughty
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

Dean Winchester was naked.
And he didn’t like being naked.
Not one damn bit.
He firmly placed the razor sharp knife into his boot.
There, that was much better.


Title: Goodbye, My Love
Author: naughty
Rating: PG13
Genre: Gen / Angst
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: language
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

When he gets himself off in the shower, standing under the hot, steaming water, sometimes he thinks of one certain woman from his past.
He rarely allows himself to think about her.
It hurts too fucking much.
If soul mates exist, she was probably his.
Saying goodbye to her had nearly killed him.
He wonders what she’s doing right now.
And he cries.


Title: A Hunter's Lips
Author: naughty
Rating: G
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.
Notes: I was totally inspired by cameragrrl's Lips. Dean’s lips are probably the most sensual and perfect lips I have ever seen on a man. Ever. Of course, Dean, like his brother and father, is inspirational anyway, but cameragrrl just shamelessly feeds my addiction.

Offer up your prayer.
Confess your desires.
I know what is in your heart.
I am your sin.
I am your salvation.
Seek heaven.
And I will answer.

Title: The Road
Author: naughty
Rating: G
Genre: Gen / Angst
Characters: Dean and Sam
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

The long, winding road ahead.
Endless, stretching forever, quiet.
Memories, ghosts and regrets behind.
Hopes, fears and dreams ahead.
Somewhere, up ahead, it ends.
One year.
You by my side.

Title: Never to Be
Author: naughty
Rating: G
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean or Sam
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

Home, hearth and bills.
Wife, lover and friend.
Kids, bedtime stories and puppies.
Laughter, tears and passion.
Old age, creaky bones and memories.
Grand kids, coloring books and cookies.
Happiness.

Title: Home in My Heart
Author: naughty
Rating: G
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

Dean Winchester has a picture in his wallet.
Clipped from a magazine.
Tiny house with a white picket fence.
A Bulldog puppy sits out front.
The pic is faded and dog eared.
It sits behind the photo of Sam.

Title: Home Sweet Home
Author: naughty
Rating: G
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.

He stakes claim.
Before he salts the windows and doors.
Before he puts his knife beneath his pillow.
He unzips the duffel’s side pocket.
Places the small plaque on the table.
‘Home Sweet Home’.
He pops a beer for himself and Sammy, kicks off his boots.

Title: There’ll Be Peace When You Are Done
Author: naughty
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen / Angst
Characters: Dean
Spoilers: none
Warnings: minor language
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no rights to Supernatural, John, Dean or Sam...damn it. I only worship them from afar.
Notes: Lyrics from Kansas’ “Carry On My Wayward Son”. All copyrights belong to their owners.

Lay your weary head to rest
I’m so goddamn tired, Sammy.
Don't you cry no more
I don’t have any more tears left.
But surely heaven waits for you
God...if there is a God...I hope so.
Sammy, wait for me.

How Evil Are You?
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My Evil IQ

I just found out that I am 20% evil.
Either I'm doing something very right or very wrong.

Not good enough for heaven.
Not bad enough for hell.
Great.
I’m either a demonic angel or an angelic demon.
Talk about a freakin identity crisis.

Luckily, looks like the Winchesters are safe from me as a potential threat.
Which is always very good.

However, that also means I'm definitely not evil enough for them to come knocking on my front door looking for my semi-evil ass.
You know...check me out, investigate the facts thoroughly, interrogate me for hours on end.
Give me Holy Beer. Wonder if it comes in dark?
Tie me up.
Read Latin to me.
CRAP.
I’ve just got to try harder.

Seeing as how EVIL is one of Supernatural’s mainstays, every SPN fan should take this test. You never know when this info might come in handy. Self knowledge is power. Or scary, depending on how you look at it. You might even be one of Hell’s army and not know it. Just saying.

You Are 20% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

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